Google knows everything

teamsciles:

laoisepotter:

Don’t you hate it when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers just don’t?

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majiinboo:

chrysalisamidst:

the-goddamazon:

shellypickles:

She couldn’t find help for her family so she held it down!!! #QueenAppreciation #Queens #FatuKekula #Ebola #strength #love #health #news

She did this with trash bag, rubber boots, gloves, and a MASK.
And the goddamn CDC couldn’t save. One. Liberian. Man.

STAY.FUCKING.WOKE.
been seeing this trending on instagram too

Who said they wanted to save him?

majiinboo:

chrysalisamidst:

the-goddamazon:

shellypickles:

She couldn’t find help for her family so she held it down!!! #QueenAppreciation #Queens #FatuKekula #Ebola #strength #love #health #news

She did this with trash bag, rubber boots, gloves, and a MASK.

And the goddamn CDC couldn’t save. One. Liberian. Man.

STAY.FUCKING.WOKE.

been seeing this trending on instagram too

Who said they wanted to save him?

whatthecurtains:

cthullhu:

nonomella:

Coraline is a masterfully made film, an amazing piece of art that i would never ever ever show to a child oh my god are you kidding me

Nothing wrong with a good dose of sheer terror at a young age

"It was a story, I learned when people began to read it, that children experienced as an adventure, but which gave adults nightmares. It’s the strangest book I’ve written"

-Neil Gaiman on Coraline

Similar to the idea of Where’s Waldo, a Tumblr page called Subtle Dildo is posting random, ordinary pictures with a special hidden object. Can you find the dildo?

stupidsheets:

letusneverspeakofthis:

did-you-kno:

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the last one took me a minute…

this is fucking amazing

roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

blackbirdrose:

zerachin:

theongreyjoy:

that show you have every intention of watching and you are 100% confident that you’ll love but you refuse to watch right now because its not the right time.

#THE STARS ARE NOT IN POSITION TO WATCH THIS SHOW

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friendlydad:

have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death

thegayteen:

somewhereoverthebarricade:

Before I had tumblr I had no idea there were any sexualities other than heterosexual and homosexual. I never considered gender inequalities still existed.

That doesn’t mean I was purposely trying to discriminate or upset people.

There is a difference between being just ignorant of something and purposefully discriminating.

Give someone a chance to learn and be enlightened before you slam them as rude, horrible people

god bless

And this is why I demand proper education and information of these and many more themes at school and none of this “Think of the children”- shit some conservatives are doing.

communistbakery:

ITS OCTOBER TIME TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN

sassykardashian:

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE A LIL CRUSH ON SOMEONE BUT THEN AFTER A FEW DAYS YOU CATCH YOURSELF THINKING ABOUT THEM A LOT AND THAT LIL CRUSH IS NO LONGER A LIL CRUSH IT’S AN ADULT CRUSH AND IT RUINS YOUR LIFE LIKE WTF I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS

justadashofsarcasm:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now 

I can’t stop watching this.

I can’t stop watching this.

marauders4evr:

leela-summers:

faerypotter:

i-m-a-good-viper:

I feel much better now…
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It’s like a Michael Gambon sized weight has been lifted from my chest. 

**All book readers nod in unison**

This is so satisfying.

marauders4evr:

leela-summers:

faerypotter:

i-m-a-good-viper:

I feel much better now…

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It’s like a Michael Gambon sized weight has been lifted from my chest. 

**All book readers nod in unison**

This is so satisfying.