Google knows everything

weasleyshouseelf:

hvmantorch:

Domestic bliss aboard the spaceship Surprise.

theblackestwidow:

THIS MAN IS A GIFT

I wouldn’t even mind being called “John”

thevolutionofnerdy:

deaneggsandsam:

no but could you imagine one of the quidditch team members saying “knock on wood” and they all just hit oliver before a big match

I’m almost a thousand percent sure the Weasley twins did that at some point

onlycuteguys:

"Cause everyone always forgets that they killed gays as well."

This point can’t be emphasized enough.

georgetakei:

Courtesy of Comcast.
Source: That’s Messed Up

the-goddamazon:

oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

image

LMFAOOOO OMG

unamusedsloth:

"Vicious" Leopard seal tries to keep national geographic photographer alive by feeding him penguins.

This Leopard seal has more compassion than some of our politicians.

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

princess-kayjay:

I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.

We need shit and stories like this, everything is so negative and we only see the sexist shits out there making our lives worse, we need things like this.

s-un-rise:

froot

s-un-rise:

froot

Me: I wanna do something
Anxiety:
Anxiety:
Anxiety:
Anxiety:
Anxiety:
Anxiety: No you dont
Me: But
Anxiety: No

soupery:

these puppies believe in you, and you should too

did-you-kno:

Scientists may soon be able to explain the link between depression and obesity due to a new study which shows that exercise releases a protein in the muscles that combats kynurenine, a chemical in the brain that is linked to causing depression. Source

Uhm, not my experience.

did-you-kno:

Scientists may soon be able to explain the link between depression and obesity due to a new study which shows that exercise releases a protein in the muscles that combats kynurenine, a chemical in the brain that is linked to causing depression. Source

Uhm, not my experience.