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mrtimh:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.


Also: please don’t ‘twist it’ …

mrtimh:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

Also: please don’t ‘twist it’ …

annalevys:

if you think a 13 year old whose abuser sold her into marriage can consent to have sex with the man she was forced to marry

and if you think that saying “yes” on the night someone was married (in this case, sold) means they agree to this: “Yet every night, sometime before the…

twerkforyoutube:

are dogs even real

thecutestofthecute:

Australian Cattle Dog/Blue Heeler Appreciation Post

fivetail:

I can’t tell if Tumblr’s love for Shrek is ironic or not because on one hand it has pretty decent animation, fairly witty dialogue, a few of its own cheesy moments and hamfisted pop culture references but a solid movie series over all

But on the other hand the dragon fucks the donkey and I don’t know how anyone is supposed to feel about that

This is more a sign for me that the love is real, at last we are a community of shippers

Black person: *on their knees with their hands up*
White cop: *shoots them dead*
White cop: He had a gun on him
White cop: He was reaching for my gun actually
White cop: Oops, I meant he had robbed a bank from across town 2 minutes ago
White cop: Damn it, I meant he was involved with a robbery a few months ago. Yeah that's it, a robbery. So I shot him. In self defense of course
American justice system: Sir, you are found not guilty. You're free to go
White people: You have to wait for the facts before you talk about Ferguson!
Eyewitnesses: He was on his knees with his hands up.
Medical examiner: There was no gunpowder residue on Mike Brown, no sign of struggle, and there were entry wounds on the inside of his arms and the top of his head, implying he was on his knees with his hands up.
Convenience store owner and clerk: There was no robbery and we didn't call the cops.
Ferguson PD: Okay, we admit it, Wilson didn't know anything happened at the convenience store and we determined no crime was committed.
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White people: Nobody can say what happened! We still have to wait for the facts to come in!

disabledgirlism:

it’s pretty common for people discussing rape culture within feminist discourse to conveniently leave out disabled girls, but this is just a casual reminder that disabled women are far more likely to be sexually assaulted, abused or raped than able-bodied women. on top of that, 50% of deaf girls and 54% of deaf boys have been sexually abused or assaulted. so please stop leaving us out of your discussion about rape culture.

basedgosh:

*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die

earthdad:

i like being the younger sibling so i can watch my older sibling fail throughout life and i learn from the mistakes

sophiasauerkraut:

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

I was expecting a period joke 

sophiasauerkraut:

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

I was expecting a period joke 

al-grave:

Baby hippos are the best


Omfg

al-grave:

Baby hippos are the best

Omfg

sophiasauerkraut:

ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

Why isn’t anyone worried about the “real” plastic surgeon?

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

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sunshinychick:

futurescope:

Solar energy that doesn’t block the view

A team of researchers at Michigan State University has developed a new type of solar concentrator that when placed over a window creates solar energy while allowing people to actually see through the window. It is called a transparent luminescent solar concentrator and can be used on buildings, cell phones and any other device that has a clear surface. And, according to Richard Lunt of MSU’s College of Engineering, the key word is “transparent.”

[read more at MSU] [paper] [picture credit: Yimu Zhao]

sunshinychick:

futurescope:

Solar energy that doesn’t block the view

A team of researchers at Michigan State University has developed a new type of solar concentrator that when placed over a window creates solar energy while allowing people to actually see through the window. It is called a transparent luminescent solar concentrator and can be used on buildings, cell phones and any other device that has a clear surface. And, according to Richard Lunt of MSU’s College of Engineering, the key word is “transparent.”

[read more at MSU] [paper] [picture credit: Yimu Zhao]

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