THIS MAN IS A GIFT
I wouldn’t even mind being called “John”
no but could you imagine one of the quidditch team members saying “knock on wood” and they all just hit oliver before a big match
I’m almost a thousand percent sure the Weasley twins did that at some point
"Cause everyone always forgets that they killed gays as well."
This point can’t be emphasized enough.
how the hell do i talk to people
Stand in front of them and press A
"Vicious" Leopard seal tries to keep national geographic photographer alive by feeding him penguins.
This Leopard seal has more compassion than some of our politicians.
i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress
I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.
We need shit and stories like this, everything is so negative and we only see the sexist shits out there making our lives worse, we need things like this.
these puppies believe in you, and you should too