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blu-pyro-tf2:
dekarichan:

it never ends

dekarichan:

it never ends

merman-dog:

seasaltkisses:

i don’t know if the best part of this post is the excruciating sexism or the metal gear solid in the corner

I currently do sexist shit like this for a living :| worst part about my work really

I guess even these games are better than ours o_O

merman-dog:

seasaltkisses:

i don’t know if the best part of this post is the excruciating sexism or the metal gear solid in the corner

I currently do sexist shit like this for a living :|
worst part about my work really

I guess even these games are better than ours o_O

siriusblaque:

narcissa malfoy was probably the most powerful occlumens in hogwarts history and nobody knew

she literally stood up to lord voldemort and lied that harry potter was dead and i don’t know about you but if i were an evil ruler i would probably want to triple-check that my nemesis was, you know, actually deceased

voldemort had actual doubts about snape

narcissa swans on by without a whisper, without a second glance

sorelatable:

Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

the holds of skyrim

cantstop-love:

scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

Having both is staying in bed because you don’t want to go to school and then panicking because you don’t want to fail. Having both is wanting to go see your friends so you don’t lose them all, then staying home in bed because you don’t want to make the effort. Having both is insanely hard and sucks to deal with.

karla-world:

I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is shit your physical appearance automatically means nothing

ms-sugar-lips:

Wait… I’m sorry hold on… People can still do this?!? In 2014?!? In SCHOOLS?!?

WTF

And it’s used against mostly minorities?!? WTF are you kidding

And they’re citing studies like it’s some mysterious thing that needs to be investigated… “Yeah we’re not sure if we should keep hitting kids or not lets conducted some studies.”

Sometimes I think, USA is just some troll country the internet made up to laugh at people like me, who are so very confused.

ms-sugar-lips:

Wait… I’m sorry hold on… People can still do this?!? In 2014?!? In SCHOOLS?!?

WTF

And it’s used against mostly minorities?!? WTF are you kidding

And they’re citing studies like it’s some mysterious thing that needs to be investigated… “Yeah we’re not sure if we should keep hitting kids or not lets conducted some studies.”

Sometimes I think, USA is just some troll country the internet made up to laugh at people like me, who are so very confused.

mclennonlovers:

Besides the constant pains I am feeling on my boob, I am now getting a pinching feeling that lasts for about a minute or so.


Tell my mother?

"Aye, stop over exaggerating. You’re like a grandma."


“Grandma” because I “complain” about all the pains I have. Mind you the only pains I don’t go…

My father always made fun of me and said I was like my grandmother, because I always complained about a high pulse and heart ache.

Turns out I have high blood pressure. Which is genetical. From his side of the family.

What I’m saying is, if you have somewhat insurance you should go to see a doctor.

buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."